Flowers can make people smile. And laugh too! There are several light-hearted flower puns and jokes that you can share with your dear ones to make them smile. 

Or, if you are sending someone a bunch of flowers, send them a few flower jokes and puns written on a note along with the flowers. Moreover, you can also caption your flower-themed wallpapers, posters, and flower pictures with light-hearted captions. 

So, here is a list of fun flower jokes for some good laughs. Share them on social media or send them to someone personally. These jokes are sure to make their day!

Flower Puns

Want to share some really good floral puns with your loved ones? Here’s a list of our favorite ones. Check them out!

• Thistle while you work
• Get clover it!
• You made my daisy.
• I lilac you
• You are simply iris-istible.
• I think of you every daisy.
• I’m head clover heels in love.
• A peony for your thoughts.
• Hey bud, how’s it growing?
• That’s just ranunculus!
• I love you lily more each day
• All clover the world
• Take it or leaf it
• A thorny issue
• Sweet peas and quiet

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Flower Jokes

While few of the above flower puns are funny, others are cute too. Make a note of these puns to share them with your dear ones and start reading the silly jokes to make people giggle.

Here are 15 jokes on flowers that we found quite funny!

• What did the bee say to the flower? Hello Honey!
• What did the flower say after it cracked a joke? “I was just pollen your leg”.
• What happens to a flower when it gets embarrassed? It turns rosy.
• How does a flower whistle? Through its tulips.
• Someone sends me bunches of flowers with their heads cut off. Am I being stalked?!
• What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower? A chimp-pansy.
• What would a country with the same color vehicle be called? A red car nation!
• Do you know an amnesiac sailor’s favorite flower? Forget-me-nots.
• One flower went on a date with another. It’s a budding romance. 
• Can flowers kiss? Yes, they have tulips.
• What do you call flowers who are BFFs? Buds!
• What did the youngest flower child say? Last bud, not the least!
• What does a flower therapist ask their patients? “Are you feeling bouquet?”
• The flower’s best friend said it – “I be-leaf in you”.
• I took a photo of my flower. Now it can photosynthesize.

Flower jokes and puns can be really useful. Whether you send them to your friends on their birthday or any other celebration, it can brighten up their mood. Even when they are gloomy, you can send them a bunch of flower and flower memes. Besides, floral jokes can also be useful for florists to make their online flower shop look quirky. They can also share these puns and jokes on their social media for increased engagement.

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